After traveling through time and becoming the Monkey King, I directly overturned Tathagata's script.
Patriarch Bodhi wants to teach me the seventy-two transformations? If you don't learn, you have to work for him if you learn.
Taibaijinxing comes to recruit people? If you don't go, it will be Bimawen.
Tang Monk at the foot of Five Elements Mountain comes to rescue? Don't save me, just let me sleep for another five hundred years.
As a result, I found——
The more I show off, the more my cultivation skyrockets; the more I refuse, the more the gods and Buddhas break their defenses.
The Tathagata himself went down to the realm and begged me to come out of the mountain: "Wukong, the Buddhist scriptures team can't do it without you."
I turned over and said, "More money."
Later, it was spread in the three worlds that there was a monkey who became a saint by lying down.
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he threw his jade seal, and the Buddha chanted sutras out of tune.
The introduction is just one sentence: When all the gods and Buddhas want you to be a pawn and you lie flat, they will become a joke.