The Whole Internet Calls Me the Goddess of Good Fortune, but I'm Really a Man

[Cross-Dressing] [System] [Finance] [Comedy] [One Female Lead] [Stock Market Jinx] [Lucky Physique]

Shen Zhou is a financial genius who got a perfect score in math on the college entrance exam. He’s also the internet’s most famous stock market jinx: his analysis is always right, but his conclusions are always the opposite of what happens, giving him an 87% reverse-prediction success rate.

His followers do the opposite of what he recommends and beat the CSI 300 by twenty percentage points. Big-time speculators even camp outside his school with 100,000 yuan, begging him, "Just don’t mention my stock picks this week."

Just as he vows to retire from making predictions, the [Financial Lucky Star System: Cross-Dressing Edition] successfully binds to him!

Shen Zhou: "I’m a real man! You’ve got the wrong person!"

System: "If you refuse to cross-dress, your jinx aura will triple in size. Any stock you name will hit its daily limit down!"

Shen Zhou: "...Fine, I’ll do it!"

[Ding! Make your cross-dressing debut at the welcome party and receive Master-Level Makeup Skills!]

[Ding! Publish a research report that crashes a major speculator’s position and receive an Intermediate Lucky Star Aura!]

[Ding! Stabilize a hundred-billion-yuan market with a single sentence and permanently lose your jinx status!]

From then on, the finance department has two legends:

Shen Zhou in men's clothes, explaining the market with confidence in class. The professor follows his picks, the stocks hit their daily limit down, and the whole school struggles not to laugh.

Shen Ruowei in women's clothes, delivering a legendary performance, crashing the positions of top speculators with her reports, and stopping a market slide with a single sentence.

His roommate calls Shen Ruowei "wifey," then turns around and begs Shen Zhou, "Help me buy the dip in reverse!"

The speculator world spreads a warning: "The market’s three biggest risks are policy, exchange rates, and Shen Zhou opening his mouth."

The department belle, Su Wanqing, calls him a liar, yet pulls Shen Ruowei aside to complain, "That Shen Zhou is so annoying."

Shen Zhou lives a double life every day: cold shoulders in the morning, an arm linked through his in the afternoon, and sneaking off to change into women's clothes at night.

Until Shen Ruowei goes viral across the internet and he screams during a livestream, "I! Am! A! Man!"

The internet explodes.