Publicly Humiliated as a Magical Girl, My Combat Power Multiplies Ten Thousandfold

[Sequences + cross-dressing + contrast + comedy + delusions of grandeur + multiple heroines + secondhand embarrassment + white-haired, red-eyed girl]

My name is Su Bai. I’m a red-blooded man, and right now I’m the godfather of the underground discipline scene in the Great Xia Kingdom, as well as a cross-dressing master.

At first, I really thought that as long as I didn’t buy those 50,000-yuan white stockings in the store, I could hold on to my masculine dignity.

I’d rather starve to death than wear women’s clothes.

Then the System turned around and threatened to punish me with a livestream of me running naked around the world.

To survive, I had no choice but to put on a fluffy, vacuum-sealed catgirl outfit.

Who knew that my svelte wiggle down the hallway would be streamed directly to the entire school’s online class by my sister, who was on a video call with me?

Everyone: “...”

The balding old mentor jolted with shock: “This is the long-lost phantom-beast ancient martial art, unseen for seventy years! Everyone, stand up and pay your respects to the Martial God!”

Why are you all making things up in your heads?

Now I’ve become the object of worship at Sequence Academy, and even the Empress of Pop treats me as her mentor. I’m living off a million-yuan sugar mommy.

The whole world is looking for the mysterious girl Su Su, who took down a monster in an instant with a split and a finger heart.

If they find out it’s me, I’ll smash my head against this charred rock on the spot.