After I Started Slacking Off, the Heroines Began Eavesdropping on My Thoughts?

He transmigrates into the role of a villainous Saint Son destined to be crushed by the protagonist, and is bound to a [Villain’s Required Lessons] System: if he doesn’t do bad things, he gets struck by lightning. Chu Xiu just wants to lie flat and slack off, constantly pushing the limits of how far he can go without getting zapped.

Who could have guessed that every thought he grumbles to himself

“The Saintess looks pretty good in that white dress today. Too bad those green shoes make her look like a scallion.”

“Why is that demoness Su Xiaoxiao here again? Is she secretly in love with me?”

“Liu Baishuang’s swordplay is all flashy tricks. I could make up some ‘Only Because Fist’ and still beat her to tears.”

would all be heard loud and clear by the aloof Saintess, the demonic enchantress, and the Sword Sect’s goddess.

The three women keep straight faces in public, but privately they’re in complete chaos.

One suspects he has seen through a thousand years of her carefully maintained disguise.

One realizes he transmigrated too, and plans to arrange a secret rendezvous using a code phrase.

One is furiously practicing dribbling between her legs on the training ground.

Chu Xiu has no idea any of this is happening and keeps slacking off.

Meanwhile, the three heroines have silently reached a mutual understanding

“He’s putting on an act.”

“He has us in his heart.”

“Don’t expose him yet. Let’s see what else he comes up with.”

And so, without having the slightest clue, Chu Xiu is elevated to the position of everyone’s beloved.

“I’m supposed to be a villain. How did I become the darling of the entire Immortal Realm?”

“I just want to lie flat. Stop imagining me as some devoted savior!”