Fusu in history: He slit his own throat over a fake edict, an absolute sucker who got dealt a raw hand.
The Fusu I became: A countdown of one incense stick? First, I'll execute Zhao Gao's messenger to rally the troops!
Others fight for supremacy with blades and blood. I have the nine secret vaults the First Emperor left behind to give me cheat codes!
While others are still making bronze swords, I've equipped the whole army with chrome-plated iron armor;
While others still rely on cavalry charges, I've deployed crossbow formations, raining down arrows until nothing is left standing;
While others are still building imperial roads, I've laid railways across Great Qin, moving troops and grain a thousand miles a day;
While others are still fighting sieges, I've set up bronze cannons and blown Hangu Pass to pieces with one shot!
Zhao Gao? Li Si? Hu Hai?
In the face of overwhelming industrial might, they're nothing but barnyard fowl and clay dogs!
On the day I ascended the throne, I stood atop Xianyang Palace and declared, “The borders of Great Qin shall stretch to where the sun sets!”
As soon as the words left my mouth, golden light blazed into the sky from the First Emperor's mausoleum...
My dead father arrived with a million ghost soldiers and even mightier cannons, ready to help me conquer the world!
