Su Man, a modern bubble tea shop worker, transmigrates into a book and becomes a doomed cannon-fodder character in a story set in the 1990s.
To avoid the original story's certain death ending, she latches onto Gu Shiye, a man in a vegetative state, and obtains a god-tier livestock and veterinary System.
[Host, babbling nonsense will only waste your energy. It has no effect on this System. Assigning task now: Host must interact intimately with the paralyzed pig 100 times to wake it up. If you refuse, Host will be...]
“XX died suddenly? What a damn useless System!”
Su Man's voice cracked, and she nearly buckled at the waist.
“But 100 times? Are you trying to save the pig or kill me?”
“You woman, you're greedy and lecherous, and everything you say is a lie!”
“You were holding me after we finished, but in your sleep you kept muttering about Zhuangzhuang. Who the hell is Zhuangzhuang?”
Until one day, when Su Man's scumbag cousin pinned her firmly beneath him, Gu Shiye summoned every ounce of strength he had to lift a finger.
“Dare touch my woman, and I'll be the first to cripple you!”
Wait, she said she has to do it 100 times in 18 days. What exactly does that mean?!