Cultivating the Cautious Way, but the System Has Gone on a Killing Spree

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Qi Hang transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens a “One-Click Autopilot System.”

He thinks he can finally lie flat and cultivate in comfort, but is horrified to discover that this System isn’t here to help him. It’s a full-on bandit!

Missing pills for body cultivation? The System automatically finds its way out at midnight and takes the head instructor’s entire life savings, right down to the basin.

Need a partner for a dual-cultivation technique? The System kicks down the door to the current emperor’s eldest princess’s bedchamber and forcibly “delivers the goods.”

Get stuck on a map glitch while practicing an earth-escape spell? The System dives headfirst into a Foundation Establishment monster’s forbidden chamber and even “sucks up” the man’s magical treasure!

Looking at the crime scenes littered with debris and the increasingly outrageous wanted posters,

Qi Hang is on the verge of tears. “Bro, I’m really just a blacksmith who’s afraid of dying! If you keep ‘playing the game for me’ like this, the righteous factions across the land are going to hunt me down!”

This is the tragic, hilarious tale of an honest man who wants nothing more than to play it safe, but is forced by a backfiring System to become an “unparalleled schemer” and the “number-one bandit in the cultivation world.”