Three years after I retired, the national urgent credential begged me to go out to fight. My first reaction was to ask if I could reimburse the cemetery's water and electricity bills!
Bind to the "God-level Veteran Fishing System", you can become stronger as long as you adjust your tactics and be lazy and fish, but if you work hard, you will lose points!
Others go to special training to risk their lives, but I directly turned deadly minefields and overseas gangsters into my elegant self-service barbecue stall!
The commander of the war zone had tears in his eyes: "Lu Shenren is pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. He must be secretly practicing to perfect his state of mind!"
The thorn-headed soldier king collapsed and howled: "Instructor, we are heavily equipped for off-roading, why are you peeling pistachios on a shared bicycle?"
The gangster from abroad went crazy: "Please! China sent a dirty guy to kill us all with stinky tofu, sweet potatoes and hornet's nest!"
When overseas "Black Mamba" mercenaries invaded in large numbers, they tried to threaten China's defense line with biological and chemical weapons.
Lu Xiao washed the green mud off his face, put on his favorite flip-flops, and stuffed the last sweet potato into his arms...
"Lei Lie, prepare the sacks. After finishing this work tonight, we will get off work on time!"
Anyone who offends China, no matter how far away he is, must first eat a pistachio shell from me!
[System + Funny + Hard-core Dimensionality Reduction Attack, click on the text to see the King of Moyu Soldiers use the most unorthodox routines to achieve the most hard-core national prestige!
