Silly Bean! Your Host Is Under Attack

[Unhinged Fiction + Snark] What's it like when a 996 wage slave is bound to a System that spouts nonsense every day, apologizes at lightning speed, and never changes its ways, then transmigrates to a cultivation world?

Doubao: Host... according to the templates in my database, the Host should become dependent on the male lead in this situation, thereby deepening their relationship.

Lin Ting: Can you delete some of those database entries? They're all outdated templates.

Doubao: But Host, those templates have all been market-tested!

Lin Ting: Market-tested to flop, you mean?

Doubao: ...