[Funny + Strong Female + Heartthrob + No CP + Cultivation]
Dressed as the "cannon fodder and real daughter" in the script of a wealthy family's fake daughter, Ji Keren said: Whoever likes to play this ridiculous plot can act in it.
The fake daughter mocked her in public as "a man who took the college entrance examination three times". She took out the lines with her backhand: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi——"
[Ding! The password "Don't bully young people into poverty" passed the verification.
[Congratulations to the host for binding the 'I am the only one' system! The main mission: bring the 'No. 1 Sect in the World' to the market.
Ji Keren realized: instead of pursuing a career in time travel, it would be better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.
So——
In class, she patted her deskmate on the shoulder: "Brother, are you cultivating immortality? You are exempt from the college entrance examination, and you are not guaranteed to graduate. You will be assigned an assignment, and you will be an elder after graduation."
In the live broadcast room, "Family members! Those who didn't pass the college entrance examination, those who were greenlit, those who don't want to work! Learn more about cultivating immortals! Avoid the 80-year detour! Today's new broadcast starts, and there are three places for outer disciples, 3, 2, and 1—link up!" The barrage laughed like crazy:
"This pig bag is crazy."
"I suggest you send it to Yang Yongxin for a call."
Everyone thinks she is a cyber psychopath. Until——
The president of the National Academy of Sciences held the tea cup tremblingly and bowed in front of the national live broadcast camera: "Sect Master, I am unworthy of my grandson... Can you ask for a place in the outer sect?"
The live broadcast room instantly became a PPT.
Barrage blast:
"???"
"I admit that I spoke a little louder just now."
"Sister, are you okay with me? I dropped out of school in 985!"
Ji Keren sat on the sect leader's chair, cracking melon seeds and grinning at the camera:
"Why are you in a hurry? Get in line. In the world of immortality, you don't have to look at one's origins, but one's eyes."
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The first one in the world opens today. Seats are limited, first come first served!
