[Comedy + strong heroine + everyone loves her + no romance + cultivation]
Transmigrated into the role of the “cannon-fodder true heiress” in a wealthy-family fake-heiress story, Ji Keren says, “Whoever wants to act out this stupid plot can do it themselves.”
When the fake heiress mocks her in front of everyone as “the three-time college entrance exam loser,” she fires back with a line: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river...”
[Ding! The password “Never bully a poor young man” has been verified.]
[Congratulations, Host! You are now bound to the “Supreme Above All” System! Main quest: Make the “Number One Sect Under Heaven” a hit!]
Ji Keren gets it: if you transmigrate and don’t build a career, you might as well go home and sell roasted sweet potatoes.
And so...
In class, she pats her deskmate on the shoulder. “Bro, want to cultivate immortality? No college entrance exams, no grad school applications, job placement included, and you graduate as an elder.”
In her livestream, she calls out, “Hey, everyone! Didn’t get into college? Got cheated on? Don’t want a job? Come learn to cultivate immortality! Save yourself eighty years of detours! It’s my first stream today, and there are three spots for outer sect disciples. Three, two, one, click the link!” The comments go wild with laughter:
“This goofball has lost it.”
“Someone should send her to Yang Yongxin for a few shocks.”
Everyone thinks she’s a cyberpsycho. Until...
The president of the National Academy of Sciences, trembling as he holds his teacup, bows before the national livestream cameras. “Sect Master, this unworthy old man’s grandson... Could I ask for a spot in the outer sect?”
The livestream freezes into a slideshow.
The comments flood in:
“???”
“I admit, I was a little too loud just now.”
“Big sis, what about me? I dropped out of a top-tier university!”
Seated in the sect master’s chair, Ji Keren crunches melon seeds and grins at the camera.
“What’s the rush? Get in line. In the cultivation world, your background doesn’t matter. What matters is... whether we click.”
The Number One Sect Under Heaven opens for business today. Spots are limited, first come, first served!
