Traveling through the Tang Dynasty and bound to the "forced to destroy the system", as long as fishing, corruption, and inactivity can extract modern thermal weapons and hundreds of billions of materials.
In order to retire safely, I talked nonsense in the court all day long, striving to be demoted back to my hometown to farm as soon as possible.
Little did he know that Li Shimin had awakened the ability to read my mind and stared at me every day to eavesdrop on my thoughts.
Li Shimin: "There is a severe drought in Guanzhong, what good plan does Wei Qing have?"
I sighed on the surface: "Your Majesty, I suggest that we open the warehouse and let the animals go to comply with God's will."
I complained in my heart: [Don't worry, the 10,000 kilograms of potatoes that have just matured in my backyard will soon become moldy if I don't send someone to steal them!
Li Shimin: "???" The next day, Li Shimin led the imperial army to raid my backyard.
When the Turks invaded with their troops, I cried bitterly: "Your Majesty, I am willing to take the lead in paying tribute and seeking peace!"
I cursed in my heart: [My 10,000 Xuanjia Army armed with AKs and driving heavy armored tanks have finished warming up. If you dare to ask for peace, I will rebel!
Many years later, Li Shimin held my hand and begged: "I love you so much, please go and become the prince quickly. I really don't want to go to your house every night to steal sweet potatoes and missiles!"
Wei looked up to the sky and sighed: Your Majesty, I really just want to be a corrupt official, how come this throne becomes mine? Click on the text to see how the most powerful figure in the Tang Dynasty was forced to ascend the throne!
