After Chen Xian transmigrated to the cultivation world, all he wanted was to lie flat.
Instead, he got bound to a slacker-cultivation System that wouldn't let him lie around and pushed him to work hard every day.
Task One: Dance "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" during the sect's morning lesson. Refuse, and lose a year of your life. Task Two: Make a bowl of noodles for your nemesis. The noodles come with a Breakthrough Pill, and his nemesis breaks through after eating them. Task Three: Sleep for three days and three nights in the Scripture Pavilion. He wakes up having broken through two realms, and even gets a long-lost martial art for free in his dreams.
Chen Xian can't figure it out: Is this System here to help him or mess with him?
The System replies: Both. If you don't like it, unlink yourself.
While everyone else is cultivating bitterly, he's dancing in the square, sleeping in, and making instant noodles. But the strange thing is, he gets stronger faster than anyone else.
