The day she awakened her mind-reading ability, Li Jiu received a fifty-million-yuan bride price and happily agreed to marry a billionaire in a vegetative state, a man with a perfect eight-pack.
She planned to spend her days feeling his abs and letting her imagination run wild, intending to be a wife in name only and do absolutely nothing else.
Who knew this living devil was only pretending to be unconscious, and had even been bound to a “Wife's Inner Thoughts Listening Device”? She nearly gave him a medical miracle just by flirting with him!
In this top-tier circle of wealthy families where the gods themselves seem to be battling, everyone thinks Li Jiu, a country girl, is an easy target they can crush with one hand.
But with her “touch a hand, hear the gossip” mind-reading ability, Li Jiu becomes the wealthy elite's very own disciplinary inspector, wreaking havoc all the way to the top!
Her awful adoptive parents threaten to cut off her medication? Li Jiu grabs her scumbag father's hand and reads his mind in a second. “Dad, you hid the books for the villa you bought your mistress in the ceiling. Does Mom know?” Her father drops to his knees in terror.
The fake heiress, a green tea schemer, brings people over to pull out her husband's tubes? Li Jiu goes full drama queen and clings to her vegetative husband like an octopus. “Hubby, how can I live without you? Let me borrow your pecs!” She not only knocks the green tea girl out, but also sends her straight to the police station.
By day, Li Jiu strips the villains bare and rakes in money.
At night, she returns to the master bedroom and runs her hands all over Shang Zheng, lying stiffly in bed. "That V-line is incredible! He's sick, so I'm taking advantage of him! I want to do laundry on those abs!"
The capital's young master, Shang Zheng, forced to pretend to be a “vegetative patient,” feels his blood surging. His heart monitor keeps blaring alarms every day, he recites purification mantras until he's about to smoke, and he nearly grinds his back teeth to dust!
Then one night, Li Jiu takes a bath towel and prepares to venture into the ultimate forbidden zone
A pair of burning hands seizes her slender waist with uncanny precision. The world spins, and he pins her beneath him on the bed.
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