Adorable Baby Deciphers Alien Code, Mommy Blows up Wormhole

When the sirens went off, I was debugging a quantum entanglement experiment. It took me three years to piece this thing together from a pile of scrap parts. An old professor at the Chinese Academy of Sciences said it was a fantasy, and my colleagues secretly called me "that crazy woman." I don't care, I really don't care at all. None of them knew that my five-year-old son could use brain waves to write code that ran faster than Sunway TaihuLight.