Come in and Hit Me. If You Hit Me, the Whole World Will Feel Pain.
进来打我啊,打我全世界都一起痛
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- Ongoing
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- 693k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 4h ago
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Explore more →Invincible Text, Pure Invincibility Without Hiding the Strength
Travel invincibly through all the worlds
Funny Quick Passage with Lots of Slutty Words
A Hilarious Person Who Laughs to Death Without Paying for His Life but Has a Super Righteous Outlook on Life
Seek ancient literature, not the city, not the group favor, but self-reliance
Super Funny, Right-Minded, Laughing Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night
Argue if you are not convinced
I Have a Good Sense of Humor, Please Read a Book That Can Make Me Laugh to Death
Funny, Immoral, and Also Mean, the Kind of Person Who Is Extremely Powerful
Super Funny Article, Funny Stomachache Kind of Thing
A Novel That Is Pure and Refreshing, Does Not Hide Its Fighting Power, and Does Not Feel a Little Aggrieved Throughout the Whole Process.
I want to read a book similar to "The Best Little Restaurant, Start with Kunpeng Stew".
Funny in the City, Laughing to Death in the Middle of the Night, and Getting Kicked by My Mother.
Gaowu! Gaowu! I Want High Quality and High Martial Arts! ! !
Nowadays, All the Funny Articles Have Turned into Pure Meme Articles.
Show me some of Tomato's really funny articles from the early days!
I Can Make People Laugh and Have a Stomachache the Next Day
I want to see content similar to "He threw the forbidden curse at Ping A, why did you mess with him?" Cool + the best in the world + system + funny + male and female protagonist = cool article
Is There Any Book That Makes You Laugh from the First Page? Save the Children! Book Shortage
Every Chapter Is Hilarious, a Hilarious Book
I want to read a book similar to "Gu King Ajie".
Funny! Funny! Funny! Here Are Some Books That Will Make Me Laugh to Death
Want to watch something like "Is it reasonable for a slime to defeat a dragon?" Book.
Funny + Super Wicked + Time Travel + Lao Liu
I want to read a book similar to "I was deceived and kidnapped in the world of cultivation".
It Must Be Fun! ! ! Don't Hide Your Identity, Show It Directly
The heroine hid her identity at first, but the more she hid, the more discouraged she became. Finally, one day, the heroine stopped being low-key and acted in a high-profile manner. She did not hide her identity and revealed her identity wherever she went.
Highly Funny, Looking for a Funny Book
I want to read a book similar to "I am a 18th-tier amateur, what happened to my 100 million skills?"
Are There Any Particularly Funny Books? the Kind That Would Make You Laugh Like Maggots When You Read Them in the Middle of the Night.
I want to read a book similar to "Infinite Brother, Beginning to Invade the Horror World (Thriller Supreme)".
The Most Hilarious Novel,
Not afraid of being laughed to death
As Long as It's Hilarious, Laughs to Death Without Paying for It, Fantasy, It's All Fine in the City.
Hilarious! Convulsions! Laughing Out of the Pig Squealing Series of Funny and High-Scoring Essays
A Spiritual Recovery Article, the Kind Where the Protagonist Is the First Group of People
The spiritual energy has just been revived and the protagonist is very strong
Please Write Something Funny and Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
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This book is pretty good, five stars, very funny. Every time I laugh, it's because my grandma thinks I'm too noisy and scolds me. As a result, he watched TV with the volume turned up very loud. I can't hear the sound at all when I play the video. But this book is really great and I highly recommend reading it.
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Super cool article, the latest chapter, the protagonist uses invincible defense to defend his crotch, and then attacks himself, and the damage is shared with all enemies. That feeling, of course, the protagonist himself is not immune, and also uses pain amplification of 15 times, 15 times of pain, [laugh][laugh][laugh]
There is a mosquito in the room. If it doesn't bite you all night, it will fly next to your ear. When you get up and turn on the light, it will hide immediately. It's so annoying. I really can't do anything about it. Do you have any good ideas? I also sprayed mosquito exterminator, but it's useless [angry] [angry] [angry] [angry]
Super pretty! What an idea! 6 Gets one! Waiting for the update of Season 2, 3 and N! [Like][Like][Like][Love][Send heart][Face covering] I'm stunned! Such pig's feet with cauliflower! We are looking forward to it! ! ! [Send heart][Like][Like][Like][Laugh][Love]
The story is a good one and quite interesting, but I feel that there are still many flaws that need to be optimized. Some settings may be filled in later, but at first glance, they are still inexplicable. For example, the death of some passers-by feels like it is forced into the story. (It is more inexplicable that this character suddenly arranges a chapter to write about his death without a plot front line.) There are also system problems. If it is shared, in the current book setting, all abilities, cultivation, etc. Are shared, but it will not Sharing a strong response includes taking healing elixirs. I think this should be made clear at the beginning. Maybe I didn't read it carefully. I didn't see it in the previous chapters. When I read it, I thought that after the protagonist does this, the enemies will all recover [face covering]. Also, the abuse of the bound person will have value, but it is relatively rare. It only appeared on the orc side. I don't know if I didn't listen carefully, or I suddenly said that it is possible to be abused by the bound person. Finally, I hope the author will write better as he writes.
Ordinary people: Not tight Master: hold on a little bit Master: Just hold on tight me : Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be comfortable, be comfortable, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be comfortable, be comfortable, be comfortable, be comfortable, be relaxed, be relaxed, be calm, be calm, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed Stay relaxed, stay relaxed, stay joyful, stay happy, stay relaxed, stay relaxed, stay relaxed, stay relaxed, stay relaxed, stay worry-free, stay effortless, stay worry-free, stay leisurely, stay relaxed, stay relaxed, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, stay gentle, stay stable, stay safe, stay leisurely! It's so refreshing. Men see menstruation, and women get crazy. This is the nemesis of depression, and an alarm clock for vegetative people. It's so beautiful that the five-guarantee households in the village miss and love the widow. It's so beautiful that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood the Qiantang River. It's so beautiful. It's like God is my rose. It illuminated my dark life and made my world meaningful. I ran, jumped, and danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor. It made me realize that God does exist. I was so beautiful that I shed tears. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
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It's beautiful, even though it's a bit nonsensical, but I really want to laugh when I look at it
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It's ok, I have good intentions, and my writing style is okay. It's standard and refreshing.
Easily hold on (not a dead person, not a robot, no disability certificate, no depression, no eyes closed, not thrown into the freezer, not Hawking, not a puppet, not Xing Tian, not a terracotta warrior, no facial paralysis, not a wooden man, not a blind man, not an alien, no He is a clone, not a vegetative person, not a dummy. He is not wearing a mask, and his whole body is healthy. He is a human being who has not cut off his facial muscles.) He can stretch easily, relax and stretch, relax and stretch, and stretch comfortably, and stretch comfortably, and stretch leisurely, and stretch leisurely, and stretch comfortably, and stretch comfortably, and stretch comfortably. Hold it comfortably, hold it comfortably, hold it relaxed, hold it calmly, hold it calmly, hold it calmly, hold it lightly, hold it lightly, hold it light, hold it light and hold it, hold it lightly, hold it leisurely, hang it leisurely, hold it leisurely, hold it leisurely, hang it happily, hold it joyfully, hold it joyfully, hold it relaxed, hold it relaxed Stay, relax, relax, worry-free, effort-saving, trouble-free, hassle-free, worry-free, leisurely, joyful, relaxed, calm, calm, tranquil, gentle, stable, safe, leisurely | just stay
If it looks good, if it doesn't look good, just click on the upper left corner to exit [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
Stepping on the 🤔clouds on the horizon🤔I say goodbye🤣Tregchia🥰A glass of clear wine😍Belia in my heart😜Looking at the budding iris😭I hope for you😛Gaia🥰Dina🤓One stroke of rice paper becomes a painting🤗My eternal light😇Tiga😋
This looks great. After unbinding, it can also forcibly bind the people around it [laughing] It is estimated that one person will be injured in the future and the whole world will suffer. This power is invincible.
It was so good that I read it for ten minutes and found that it was very well written. It scored at least nine out of ten.
Why can't everyone be bound at once?
When I read Chapter 8, I laughed to death. I kept laughing until my tears came out [covering face] (Shui Miaomiao stood in front of the mirror in the dressing room after taking a shower, wearing only a bath towel. She looked at her abdomen in the mirror, where two neat rows of muscle lines were clearly visible... It wasn't particularly obvious, but it was definitely not the flat, soft belly she had before. Tears fell silently. "Abs... I have abs... Oooooooooo...")
Brothers, there is no problem until more than 140 chapters. I would recommend everyone to take a look at this. The front is pretty good-looking, with a lot of cool operations. It's pretty good-looking. Just treat it like eating an apple. Eat the pulp first and leave the core behind. There is a bit of a problem around 150. I will look into the details later and comment later. Brothers, I've just seen the latest chapter. In the early stage, the index was difficult to obtain, and the amount obtained was small, but then it skyrocketed. Although the large quantity caused qualitative changes, the jump was a bit fierce. The later ones aren't that interesting, and most of them are average. A small part of it is pretty good. Just throw it over your head. If you want to read it, you can read it. If you don't think it's good, you probably won't be willing to read it. It depends on the individual. Some chapters are quite interesting. If it doesn't work, just skip it.
Hello! Recently, I suffered from oral ulcers and toothache that made me miserable for three days. I was feeling unwell due to the June strain, and my brain often felt stuffy and my mood was depressed. I accidentally clicked on this novel and read it over and over again without getting tired of it. The funny and interesting plot dispersed my pain very well, my depression was relieved a lot, and my physical pain was alleviated. For me, this book is like a spiritual medicine that can soothe the suffering caused by illness. The story setting is novel and decompressive, and is very suitable for readers who are under pressure from life, exhausted physically and mentally, or suffering from illness. Thank you to the author for his careful creation! You are such an angel, woo woo woo
It's awesome, you can even choose them all [laughing]
It's really funny, I must give it five stars.
This is really good. I have read so many. This is the first one. Let me post a book review.
Hey! Damn it, do it for me, it's good, interesting ideas, good-looking, come on, readers are in place [thinking] [eating melon] [bird food masterpiece] [cool] [bookshelf plus one] [face covering] [I also strongly recommend]
It's great, and the storyline is interesting, but the male protagonist is a bit out of character. Curious? Go and see for yourself.
It's super pretty and so funny that I kept laughing.
It's really possible, come and take a look
This plot is a bit better than the previous one, and it's also bound [laughing evilly] [eating melon]
It's very interesting. No one is watching it. Is it a new theme? Hehe, it's fun.
It's hard to say anything. The subject matter is very good, but the consequences are too simple and downplayed. It's the feeling that you become stronger and everyone's moral integrity doesn't matter.