Master Liu was driving a Dayun heavy truck loaded with a truckload of rebar. He closed his eyes, opened them again... and transmigrated, only to be press-ganged into the Yellow Turban army.
Before he could make a run for it, the Han army arrived.
He pulled a rebar rod from the truck and casually tapped it against a rock... The rock split, and the enemy camp exploded.
After that, everything went completely off the rails. The government army's iron armor? One swing shattered both armor and wearer.
A cavalry charge? Twelve wheels rolled over them, and the horses immediately switched careers and became deserters.
When word reached Luoyang, Emperor Ling of Han finished checking the family tree and fell silent... This guy really was a kinsman of the Han imperial house...