Let's get straight to the point: I'm invincible, and I'm crazy.
I have a talent that makes me infinitely stronger whenever I feel insulted.
But I think something's wrong with my sense of what's insulting.
Scene one: A prodigy from the Mystic Realm passes by and instinctively glances back at me.
Me: “He gave me a scrutinizing look. He doubts my strength!”
Result: I blast him into a wall with one palm strike.
Scene two: A Demon Lord from the Earth Realm disguises himself as a street vendor and keeps his head down, afraid to look at me.
Me: “He's showing his disdain by ignoring me. That's the ultimate humiliation!”
Result: He and his sect, a million li away, are reduced to ashes.
Scene three: My beautiful fiancee comes to break off our engagement, but she's so captivated by my peerless looks that she cries and begs to stay engaged.
Me: “She broke off the engagement and then changed her mind. She's playing with my feelings. That's an insult to my character!”
Result: To save her life, she turns into an eight-year-old girl and clings to my leg, calling me Big Brother.
Everyone: “...”
Wait, that counts as an insult too?!
I look down at my “new toy” clinging to my leg and fall into deep thought.
How should I deal with her so I won't feel “insulted”?
Five stars! Must be five stars! 😏