The First Emperor Went to Court and Hugged the Breasts, and His Babbling Could Prosper the Mountains and Rivers

[Ancient proverbs + time travel + Qin Dynasty + group pet + cute baby + baby words + national luck + no CP + funny and relaxed + not the Holy Mother] Ruan Suisui, a graduate student in the Department of History, opened his eyes and found that he had been transformed into an abandoned baby from the Qin Dynasty who was just three days old. In the beginning, he was wrapped in rags and dumped in a mass grave on the outskirts of Xianyang. He was cold and hungry, and could not even cry. She was finally picked up by the passing emperor Luan Jia, and she just wanted to be a quiet little transparent person waiting to die—— As a result, she opened her mouth and said "babble", and suddenly the sky over Xianyang was filled with auspicious clouds, and the national fortunes increased visibly to the naked eye! When she burst into tears, Sanchuan County was shaken that night, and the country's fortunes plummeted like a cliff! Ying Zheng: "..." Civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: "..." From then on, this little baby with three heads and body became the national treasure of the entire Qin Empire. Hungry? Eight hundred cooks in the imperial kitchen are waiting in shifts! Cold? All the brocades sent as tribute from the six countries were used to cut small clothes for her! Not happy? Li Si dances, Wang Jian makes faces, Meng Tian whistles, and Zhao Gao rides! A certain emperor of all ages went to court every day holding milk dumplings in his arms, with an expressionless expression on his face: "Your Majesty, please keep your voice down when discussing matters. I just fell asleep every year." All the officials were silent and did not dare to breathe. Ruan Suisui burped, and the sky above Xianyang Palace was filled with golden light. All civil and military officials knelt down and said, "Congratulations to Your Majesty! The country's fortunes have improved again!" Ying Zheng lowered his head to look at the bubble-making little kid in his arms, and curved the corners of his mouth in a rare way. Only then did the people of the world discover—— The most terrifying weapon of the Qin Dynasty is not a million-strong army or a repeating crossbow. It was the little breasted dumpling in the emperor's arms that made babbling noises and couldn't even turn over.