✅The heroine is really stupid, she's not pretending
✅ No palace fights, no intrigues, no cruel misunderstandings
✅ The whole process is only: warm and funny sweet pets, healing
The regent has a mysophobia and can't touch women, but he dotes on a silly girl from the Shangshu Mansion. Even the emperor is manipulated by her!
The powerful regent has a hidden illness and vomits when he touches women!
I have lived for twenty-four years without even touching a woman's hand until I was knocked into my arms by a silly girl.
That girl was the daughter of the Minister of Etiquette. She was crazy about burning when she was a child. She couldn't play chess, calligraphy and painting, and couldn't even count. Her biggest hobbies were climbing trees to dig out bird's nests and fishing in rivers.
Everyone was waiting to see her thrown out to feed the dogs, but the regent paid the bride price that same day!
From then on, the murderous devil became a maniac who doted on his wife.
When she wanted to climb a tree, he would catch her below; when she wanted to catch fish, he would personally roll up her trousers; when she wanted to eat fish, he couldn't pick out the bones, so he squatted on the ground and picked out a whole bowl.
What's even more outrageous is that even the nine-fifth emperor is under her thumb!
The emperor wanted to use her to threaten the regent, but she pushed him to the ground and used a slingshot, and forced him to call his sister-in-law.
The emperor wanted to punish her for copying books, but she threw ink on the emperor's face, turned around and complained: "Your Majesty, my nephew is bullying me!"
The emperor looked at his torn dragon robe and the physalis in his hand, and was about to cry without tears:
Who is bullying whom?
Later, someone asked the Regent what he regretted most in his life.
The Prince Regent looked at the silly girl eating sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his arms and whispered: "It's a pity that I couldn't marry her sooner."
