Well, Mu Chaoge has to be the most miserable transmigrator in history!
She raised five kids from toddlers while fleeing famine in ancient times, teaching them all kinds of advanced skills. Just when she finally earned a reward from the System, it kicked her back to the modern world to lie flat and loaf around.
But before she could even settle in, the System came bawling and urgently dragged her back.
Why? Because the mission they'd agreed on had failed. The moment she left, all five kids turned evil, and each one was more outrageous than the last.
The eldest rewrote the script outright, transforming into a corrupt official who wielded absolute power and tormented the original novel's heroine mercilessly.
The second went even further, creating monopolies and hoarding goods until he became a businessman everyone despised.
The third was enough to make anyone's blood pressure spike! She gave up her position as leader of the martial arts world and ran off to help the original novel's hero conquer the realm. In the end, she was cast into his harem, where she fought with the other concubines day after day.
The fourth climbed into the bed of a prince from an enemy kingdom. After helping him seize power, she immediately egged him on to invade her own homeland. Her motto: “When I go crazy, I even attack my own people.”
The fifth kid went straight to hell mode, bouncing between three kingdoms and somehow turning an age of peace into a three-kingdom war.
The System fell to its knees. “Lady, how is this just raising them wrong? You've raised a whole nest of ultimate bosses! Please be their mom one more time and get these rebellious kids back on the right path!”
Looking at her retirement money, then at the five kids' glorious track records, she gritted her teeth and slapped the table. “Fine. I'm going back to break their legs myself!”
