Crying Against the Almighty at the Beginning: My Logic Kills Gods

I asked casually in my philosophy class: "Can God create a rock that he cannot lift?" The professor said I was making excuses. The next second, the sky cracked. The seraphim came out of the crack and said that I had violated the forbidden words and wanted to judge me. I pointed to my mouth: "What I'm about to say is false - the angels will let me go." The angel blew himself up on the spot. From that day on, I started using paradox as a weapon. Zeno makes it possible for the Sweepers to never catch up to me. An accidental hanging drags the god into a death spiral. Gödel's incompleteness theorem caused the axiom system to collapse on itself. The divine camp named me "Paradox Criminal 001" and sent people to kill me. Teammates around me: A cold-faced swordsman who can cut time. A roommate who complains about all the holes in common sense. A virtual queen who can modify probability. There is also a black cat who can speak human language. I entered the Void Realm and Chaos, and incorporated the three major camps. In front of the creation stone in the center of the earth, I saw the name of the fourth signer—— It's me. The Almighty's true form arrives, rewrites the narrative, and Jiangcheng falls. I asked: "If you were all-powerful, could you create a hostage you couldn't protect?" The golden light on the Almighty's body shattered. In the end, I became the narrative anchor of the planet. The countdown becomes 365 days. My sister asked me: "Brother, can you still go home and eat hot pot?" I said: "Yes." God is their business. Answering questions is my business.