The back of my head hurt like someone had hit me with a brick.
I opened my eyes and found myself lying on a hard bed in a rental house. The cracks on the ceiling were like a map. My mind was buzzing, as if someone was having a party inside.
"Ding - Congratulations on inheriting the [Retirement Fraud System], the pension has been activated."
I froze.
Who is speaking? I looked around and I was alone in the room. The sound of fisting from the barbecue stall downstairs could be heard outside the window, and the smell of burnt oil smoke seeped in through the cracks in the window.
"Please bind the host as soon as possible, otherwise it will be automatically logged out after 30 seconds and all health points will be deducted as liquidated damages."
"Wait!" I sat up like a carp, "What is it? Fraudulent system? When did I inherit this thing?"
"The original host was arrested for fraud, and the system detected the heir with the highest matching score - you. Your criminal record shows that you were once a 'B-level member of Jiangnan Fraud Group' and have basic professional qualities."
The corners of my mouth twitched.
Yes, I am indeed a member of a fraud group. But I was at the bottom, responsible for making phone calls, handing out flyers, and pretending to be customer service. After working for half a year, I was caught just as I was about to run away. As a result, I was slapped with a brick as soon as I got out of the detention center. This happened when I woke up.
"The pension is currently 0. The system rules are as follows: a 'legal villain' must be brainwashed every day. If successful, the pension will be obtained. If failed, the life span will be deducted. Retirement can be achieved if the pension reaches 1 million."
I rolled my eyes: "I was deceived, and now I want to deceive others? What kind of karma is this?"