Blue Star is swept up in bizarre supernatural horrors, and every nation draws a chosen one to fight to the death. The Dragon Kingdom has lost seven battles in a row and stands on the brink of annihilation. The eighth battle is an S-rank instance: Bear Ridge! Chen Qing, the chosen one, is horrified to discover that all these horrors are part of his childhood memories: Boonie Bears, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, SpongeBob SquarePants... But the sinister versions of Briar and Bramble smile as they skin people alive, Pleasant Goat uses his horns to gut them, and SpongeBob crushes bones like someone snapping crab sticks.
“Rule one: Never call Bald Qiang ‘Brother Qiang.’”
“Rule two: If you see Bald Qiang carrying a gun, run immediately.”
Chen Qing grabs a chainsaw. “What a coincidence. I play Bald Qiang more professionally than any of you.”
