My name is Bai Xiaolong, and I am a corporal in the Heavenly Court. I usually issue parking tickets to the gods' mounts, and occasionally help my comrades repair their mechas. I am nicknamed the "mecha masseur". Life was going well - until the cafeteria was hit by a mecha. The man who fired it called himself Monkey King, and I gave him an inexplicable shot. Then, I became a battle hero in heaven.
