I'm This Good-Looking, So What's Wrong with Being a Little Lecherous?

[Ancient man survives into the modern era + mystical Gu arts + has descendants + devoted pairing + happy ending. A greedy, lustful, beautiful older bottom who knows it × a younger, puppy-like, powerful top.]

Meng Lang was no ordinary man.

He was like an immortal.

His talent was on a whole different level from everyone else’s, and his looks were downright bewitching.

As the eldest legitimate son of Emperor Shizong of Great Zhou and the elder brother of Emperor Wenxuan, he had no interest in court intrigue or governing the country. All he wanted was to cultivate immortality, live forever, make money, and keep handsome men. Yes, handsome men. He was a man who liked men.

Simply put, he was lazy, greedy, and lustful.

What was wrong with being a freeloader?

I’m this good-looking. What’s wrong with being a little lustful?

I’m only thinking of them, too. If they weren’t good-looking, I’d feel bad for them standing beside me.

But though Heaven had opened wide a door for him, it had also closed a window.

It ran in the family: he would get fat.

So having handsome men right in front of him, yet being able to look but not touch, was Meng Lang’s lifelong regret.

Luckily, there was always a next life. Hehe.

Though he often insisted people should trust in science, no one saw him crawl out of his tomb with the help of the little Gu worms he’d raised, did they?

They say handsome men as old as him don’t get fat anymore, so... Handsome men, here I come~

But first, who robbed my tomb?

Where are all the shiny treasures I spent my whole life saving?!!!