After Failing to Escape the Tribulation, the Five-Year-Old Ancestor Was Forced to Become the Principal of Cultivating Immortals.

Zhou Anyu, a violent ancestor who has lived in the world of cultivation for more than a thousand years, failed to transcend the tribulation and ascend. It's not that she's not good at cultivation, it's that she has a bad mouth—— Eighty thunderbolts were carried over, but the last one couldn't survive. She raised her head and cursed Tiandao for half an hour. As a result, when the lightning struck down, it was thicker than a telegraph pole. She was sent directly from the world of cultivating immortals to... The hospital ward. --- When she opened her eyes again, she turned into a five-year-old girl. Heart disease, orphanage, no money in the pocket, no hair on the head (struck by lightning). The only good thing to be thankful for is that Dongfu has followed him, he still has the Qi refining period in his cultivation, and he has not lost any of his ability to curse. Unfortunately, there was a noisy system in the sea of ​​​​consciousness, urging her to open a "Cultivation Academy" every day. System: Host! Let's choose a site to build a school! Exchange your merits for resources and ascend as soon as possible! Zhou Anyu (five years old, hospital gown, with an indwelling needle): You want me, a little kid who hasn't even entered kindergarten, to be the principal? System: …… Zhou Anyu: What should I do to recruit students? Use the indwelling needle in my hand to prick acupuncture points? System: …… Zhou Anyu: Or sell the pork rib soup cooked by my dean's mother as a panacea? System (crash): Stop talking! ! ! --- But the ancestors are the ancestors after all. Bad heart? One Taiyi Heart-Reinforcing Pill is all it takes. (Although you have to drink it with water for three days) Not enough spirit? Meditate and save hard. (Although the window is full of car exhaust) As for that unreliable system - leave it alone for now. The most important thing right now is: how can I not be treated as a weird kid and secretly open the Immortal Cultivation Academy after being discharged from the hospital?