Honghuang: I, Hongjun, Suppress Every System Across the Heavens

[Primordial World + lighthearted + feel-good + absurd + anti-System] System: “Whoa, that Pangu is huge and plump!” Hongjun, the Great Dao: “You dare steal my Pangu? Have you got a death wish?” Shen Ni No. 1: “Hongjun, you cowardly turtle! Get out here!” Hongjun: “As you wish.” Shen Ni No. 1: “Aah! Stay away from me!” Hongmeng Great Heavenly Venerable: “So this is a low-level world.” Hongjun: “What did you say?” Hongmeng Great Heavenly Venerable: “Once the Great Dao of my world awakens, you’re finished.” Hongjun: “...” Transmigrator Zulong: “Hongjun, you’re the one who schemed against our Dragon Clan.” Transmigrator Dijun: “There’s no way our Demon Clan’s failure to rule the Primordial World has nothing to do with you, Hongjun.” Transmigrator Hongyun: “This Primordial Purple Qi is poisonous! Everyone, run!” Tongtian: “Ignorant fools.” Tongtian: “I’ll make this clear: this Primordial Purple Qi is meant to control your minds. Take it or leave it.” Primordial World natives: “We’ll take it! We’ll take it!” Transmigrator army: “!!!???” The Myriad Worlds Alliance: “Alliance Leader, it’s him! He’s bullying us.” Alliance Leader: “!!!” Alliance Leader: “I can’t help you with this. The one standing before us is my Great Dao.”