On the Wedding Night, the Vegetative God of War Woke Up

Shen Tang was so happy about the wedding. The prince is in a vegetative state, which is equivalent to buying a palace plus a lifetime salary for free. The night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. Shen Tang: "My lord, you can go without worry. I will definitely spend everything on the land deed, banknotes, and shop for you." The next moment, the prince opened his eyes. Shen Tang pulled her crotch and said, "... Why are you awake?" The prince frowned: "Who are you?" Shen Tang only had one thought in his mind. The legacy flew. Shen Tang smiled: "I am here to celebrate your happiness. Your Majesty, please take good care of yourself and don't get in trouble with your body." I thought to myself, if I don't die today, I will die tomorrow, right? On the first day, he gave the medicine: "Your Majesty, this medicine is bitter. Please drink it and get on your way early." The next day, he beat his leg and said, "Your Majesty, your leg is not getting better either. How about we stop treating it and save some money on the coffin?" On the third day, changing clothes: "My lord, you don't look too good - are you getting ready?" The man finally spoke: "Do you really want me to die?" Shen Tang's eyes lit up: "When will you die? I will burn paper for you in advance!" The man was silent. Shen Tang turned to the maid and muttered: "Is he angry with me?" Maid: "... The prince is not dead in the first place." Shen Tang sighed, lowered his head and continued to settle accounts - he didn't succeed today, and he spent another meal. Losing money.