Don’t worry about the ratings yet! [Decisive and ruthless] [Surreal comedy] [No female lead] [A guide to college graduate employment] [If the first three chapters aren’t satisfying, the author will get on their knees and beg you]
Disasters erupt everywhere, and demons run rampant. The human world is a living hell, and the heavens no longer put on a show.
After transmigrating, Tian Guiyi becomes a fringe supplier in a high-martial world. If a customer has a need, he has to risk life and limb to provide attentive service.
He only wanted to sell his wares every day, wish for world peace, and enjoy life with a drink. But then he unexpectedly discovered that he could gain cultivation by amusing himself with absurd antics.
From then on, he kept a low profile while displaying astonishing abilities.
His cultivation soared ahead at a furious pace, and his many talents flourished like the schools of thought in a hundred rival traditions.
“You don’t understand romance. You’re a coarse brute!”
“You lack social skills. You’re a jerk!”
“You can’t read the room. You’re a loser!”
People call me a tyrant. I just smile and say, “If you can’t do it, just admit it. Take your time, you still won’t manage it. There’s always a time when they’re not home, isn’t there? I have my own ways of making them kneel!”
