[Feel-Good] + [Lighthearted] + [Funny] + [Invincible] + [Comeback]
Lin Ye, a heavily indebted barbecue stall owner, suddenly becomes the most brazen middleman in the Myriad Worlds.
In a modern high-martial world where powerful clans monopolize everything and ordinary people’s lives are worth less than grass, he sets up a street stall:
“Ten-year trial card for pure martial cultivation, only 500 yuan!”
“Installment plan for a direct path to Grandmaster, with repossession for late payments!”
[Ding! Ten years of cultivation sold successfully. Tenfold critical hit activated. Host has received a century of pure cultivation!]
[Ding! Your Platinum member’s health is below 20%. Five-star after-sales protection has been activated!]
The next second, a clan patriarch was about to crush the ordinary genius who had just broken through.
Space tore open, and Lin Ye appeared out of nowhere in a smiley-face mask, activating his absolutely invincible aura!
“Hello, I’m After-Sales Support Agent 001 from the Myriad Worlds Cultivation Group. Did you hurt my customer?”
Smack! One backhanded slap, and the clan patriarch instantly fell in line!
“Your debt-collection service fee is 300,000 yuan. Remember to leave a five-star review!”
