Jiahao System? Why Are They Stunned When I Stand with One Hand in My Pocket?

[System + tycoon + showing off + face-slapping] Chen Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a freshman at Liucheng University. Having lived two lives, all he wants is to explore immortality. But then he binds to the Jiahao System, which grants him swagger points whenever he does something outrageously flashy. He can use those points to draw prizes, so he begins pulling all kinds of stunts in pursuit of immortality.

“Hey, senior, I'm terrible with directions. Could you show me where the Computer Science registration desk is?”

Freshman 1: “Holy crap, all in black with one hand in his pocket. Where did this Jiahao come from?”

Freshman 2: “What the hell? The Computer Science department is just around the corner, and you call yourself lost?”

Freshman 3: “Campus belle Mu, he's a total show-off. Don't give him directions!”

“I see nothing but sincerity in your eyes, so I'll reluctantly agree to come inside and enjoy your air conditioning.”

Student 1: “What the hell? You're dressed all in black. Aren't you hot? Who are you trying to fool?”

Student 2: “Damn it, if you're not hot, then don't go! And now you're saying you're reluctantly agreeing to enjoy the air conditioning?”

Student 3: “Holy crap! This guy's such a show-off! He's the undisputed king of bragging!”