Why Is My System so Retarded?

[Pure hundred + 1v1 pure love + funny weird stories + the second female character who gradually changes from being unhuman to being a loyal dog to the protagonist's yandere] Time travel first aid? System awakens! Lin Ke: Encountered an AI artificial intelligence retardation, and was tied to the operating table with a black heart. There's the Stitch Nurse in the front, and the Riddler teammates in the back. How is she doing this? Fortunately, although the system is mentally retarded, it has the ability to create things out of thin air and successfully leads the Riddler teammates out of the terrifying hospital. But what does it mean that there are weird events everywhere in this world? It's okay, as the saying goes, men should save women, and men and women should be saved. I, Lin Ke, will save, save, save today! Um? What's wrong with you, teammate? What does it mean that we can be together forever as long as you lock me up? What does it mean to have you alone in my eyes?