Journey to the West fan fiction + golden finger + two male leads + survival by laying low.
While everyone else braves tribulations on the journey west, the two of us spend the whole time slacking off.
Big Brother stays alive by secretly listening in on the plot, while Little Brother levels up by devouring the heavens and myriad worlds.
From nameless little demons in Jade Wave Pool, we sneak into the guardian corps and ruthlessly steal every opportunity. We infiltrate the Dragon Palace and assassinate the Dragon King, then unite the Four Seas and become the twin aquatic Demon Saints no one in the Three Realms dares to touch!