[Chuunibyou + Over-the-Top Showoff + Invincible + System]
Good news: I awakened a System, and I’m about to become invincible.
Bad news: My System is called “Words Become Law,” and the more embarrassing the name of a move, the more damage it deals.
From then on, Wang Hao, who only wanted to be a cool, aloof top student, was forced to become a desperate chuunibyou.
His best friend gets beaten to a pulp by a swaggering bully.
Wang Hao shouts, “Dark Dragon God’s World-Defying Lonely Destruction Fist!”
The result: A black dragon bursts forth, punches the bully flying, and sends him crashing through a wall.
The entire school, students and teachers alike: “(Stunned) Is this guy filming some bargain-bin action anime?!”
A lightning prodigy activates an Absolute Suppression Field, livestreamed across the internet.
Wang Hao throws back his head and roars, “Dark Emperor Descends! Endgame Thunder God’s Myriad Annihilation Strike!”
The result: The B-rank field shatters on the spot, and countless opponents are blasted out of the arena.
The arrogant villain breaks down: “(Spits blood and collapses) I was defeated by that thing?”
In the rankings match, he faces the strongest D-rank physical defender.
Wang Hao grits his teeth. “Dark Armor-Piercing Bullet That Shatters All Things: Endless Abyss Edition!”
The result: The rock armor his opponent was so proud of crumbles into rubble.
His best friend laughs hysterically. “Hao, you’re so cool! I recorded the whole thing!”
Wang Hao (covering his face and weeping): “Delete it! Delete it!!!”
Seriously, I just wanted to quietly scrape by with a passing grade. How did I become the internet’s unanimously recognized “Dark Emperor”?!
[Seriously, stop calling me the Dark Emperor. I want to move to another planet!]
Not bad, a very good book