Group portrait + copy unit + micro-terrorism, complete outline already available, stable update
My name is Lu Yi, and there is a clown living in my head.
"Hello, Mr. Lu, how can we help you with anything?"
"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say."
"We are police, we are not afraid, please tell us."
"I have a clown living in my head."
"Who is the clown?"
"Not the one with a mask and a red nose!"
The police pulled out a photo: it was completely dark, with only the shiny teeth exposed.
"No, this is Xiao Hei from Conan."
Another one, a big man with a red face holding the Qinglong Yanyue Sword.
"... This is Mr. Guan."
"The Joker! Heath Ledger's kind! Have you seen "Batman"?!"
"Oh!!!" They nodded at the same time, "I understand, please continue."
"He lives in my head and taunts me every day. He even gave me a tattoo!"
I was just about to pull my clothes off.
"Pfft——"
"Why are you laughing? I remembered something happy. My puppy gave birth to a baby."
"Hahaha" the other policeman also laughed.
"Why are you laughing again?"
"My puppy also gave birth."
"Your puppies... Are they the same one?"
"Yes, yes."
"I repeat, I'm not kidding!"
"Mr. Lu, we have undergone strict training. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh!"
My name is Lu Yi.
Why open a circus? Probably because calling the police is useless!
