My name is Song You, the manager of the funeral parlor of Konoha Village. As soon as I wiped the urn of the Fourth Hokage clean, someone put a kunai on my lower back: "Hand over the secret of the reincarnation of the dirty land!"
But they don't know—my morgue has already been filled with powerful people from all ages.
"Ding! Namikaze Minato's rating is 98%, unlock the Flying Thunder God experience card."
That night when the Akatsuki organization broke into the house, I slowly put on my white gloves and said, "Everyone, cremate me first, and then chat."
How to win the ninja war? I packed up the past Hokages and resurrected them and asked them to lead the square dance. And I was in the back, using Madara's ashes to exchange for a reincarnation eye.
