My Father Is the Chancellor, So What's Wrong with Writing Unofficial History?

[Mind Reading] [Ridiculously Funny] [Beloved Female Court Historian] [Lighthearted Humor] [No Evil Villains] [Ensemble Cast at Court] [Uplifting Feel-Good Story] Jiang He transmigrates into another world. Her father is the all-powerful prime minister, the emperor treats her like his own daughter, and every one of her brothers is a top-ranking noble! Hoping to land a cushy, salaried sinecure, Jiang He happily becomes a junior historian who accompanies the emperor. She also gets bound to a [Bizarre Contrast System]. Just by staring at someone, she can automatically scan for their most outrageous secret side! Sitting beside the throne, Jiang He furiously jots down gossip: [The mighty general who kills without batting an eye secretly knits little wool vests for stray cats every day, and cries if he drops a stitch?] [That upright old censor who constantly impeaches my father secretly fights with his wife over private money, even kneeling on the washboard, just to get his hands on a rare edition of a domineering prince's romance novel?] [The emperor isn't frowning at court today because he's about to execute nine generations of a family. He snuck a bite of icy watermelon last night and is desperately holding in an explosive case of diarrhea!] What Jiang He doesn't know is that every word she writes in the history books turns into a heavenly loudspeaker, broadcasting her words straight into the minds of every official at court, in agonizing detail! The court erupts into chaos. The general's ears turn bright red, the emperor hikes up his robes and rushes for the latrine, and the old censor bursts into tears as he confesses that he's emptied his private coffers! To avoid humiliating themselves in front of the whole world, the officials spend their days frantically clearing their names, then work through the night repairing riverbanks, arresting corrupt officials, and building infrastructure! Counting her salary, Jiang He can't help wondering: I was only writing gossip and unofficial history, so how did the whole court turn into a crowd of paragons for the ages?