All Right, I’ve Lived for Five Thousand Years, and I’m Turning Myself In to the State

One critical notice about my granddaughter's illness brings my five-thousand-year-old “persona” crashing down!

The world's leading experts are helpless against a rare genetic disease. I use just three wild plants no one has ever heard of to turn death into life in three days!

The lead surgeon is furious: “This is reckless! You're gambling with her life!”

But when every flatline on the monitors miraculously returns to normal, the entire hospital falls silent!

Facing the cameras, I calmly admit: “That's right. Li Shizhen, the author of the Compendium of Materia Medica, was my great-grandstudent. I helped him revise a few lines.”

With those words, the world goes mad!

When a supervirus ravages the globe and nations everywhere are brought to their knees, I lead Huaxia through the crisis.

“Old sir, who exactly are you?”

Faced with questions from the highest authorities, I spread my hands helplessly. “I've lived too long. I've forgotten. I only remember that back then, Suiren had just figured out how to make fire, and I once asked him to roast some meat skewers for me...”