Lu Yuan transmigrates into the primordial world. Other transmigrators become innate deities or top-tier demons, but he winds up inside the first strand of karmic law in the Heavenly Dao, taking the form of a palm-sized purple-gold little qilin.
His cultivation is as slow as a snail's?
No problem. Repairing the land boosts his cultivation.
He's as weak as an ant?
No problem. Anyone who hits him gets struck by heavenly punishment.
This is the everyday life of the primordial world's greatest fender-bender.
“Come on, hit me here! Hit me once, and heavenly punishment will strike you dead. Hit me twice, and I'll send you to reincarnation!”
He boldly charges at true immortals.
When faced with a great calamity, he clutches his head and runs for it.
Even more absurdly, the Ancestral Spirit of the Taiyin disguises herself as a little maid to tag along with him, and he still complains that she eats too much!
Take playing it safe to the extreme, and you become powerful. Take faking injuries to the extreme, and you become invincible.
A hilarious legend of a little karmic qilin who cons and swindles his way through the primordial world, faking accidents all the way to sainthood!
This novel is quite good
What a mess, not recommended