[Dihua flow + anti-routine + everyone's brainstorming + workplace rectification + brainless comedy]
My name is He Changji. After retiring from the army, I worked as a small security guard in a top wealthy area. By the way, I was bound to the "Severance Pay System for the Richest Man".
As long as I am legally fired from the company without breaking the law, I can receive 10 billion in an instant!
In order to get fired and get money as soon as possible, I worked hard on the edge of the rules every day.
The night shift was roasting sweet potatoes in the lobby. The thick smoke accidentally triggered the fire hose, causing the commercial killer lurking in the ceiling to foam at the mouth.
Adhering to the rules, he locked the arrogant daughter outside the rainstorm door. He swung the thermos cup and knocked over the wanted criminal who was about to kidnap her.
In order to intensify the conflict, I cooked a pot of smelly and spicy biochemical snail noodles for a wealthy woman with depression. After she finished eating, she insisted on giving me 5 million in sponsorship fees.
I was so anxious that I openly scolded the property management company at the owners' meeting, expecting to be fired on the spot.
The result...
Yin Hongye, the aloof female president, had slightly red eyes: "You are not afraid of power and regard money as dirt. From today on, you will be the group's ethics director!"
The arrogant daughter Luo Feifei hugged my leg tightly: "Iron-blooded tenderness, I will never marry unless you are in this life!"
The senior executives of the entire Qianyi Group even paid homage to me: "Thank God for predicting the future. He covers the sky with one hand. He is truly the godfather of the business world!"
I was numb when I saw that not only was I not expelled, but I was wearing a yellow robe all the way and being forcibly put on the altar by the beautiful rich women.
"Please, fire me! I really don't want to rectify the workplace. I'm anxious to go home and inherit tens of billions!"
