Selling Flatbread in Water Margin, I Became an Emperor from the Start

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Thanks for asking. I just transmigrated into Wu Dalang, and the System immediately gave me an Emperor's cultivation.

The problem is, I only want to lie flat and sell sesame cakes, but my strength won't let me!

I casually toss a chopstick and Ximen Qing's mansion collapses; I sneeze and a fortune-teller's altar is shattered; I find Liangshan too noisy and flatten their mountain with one slap.

Now Pan Jinlian is my star manager, and every hero under heaven has to follow my rule: “Line up first, then buy your cakes.”

Don't ask why I'm so awesome. The answer is simple: the Great Dao is simplicity itself. Have you lined up today?