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Thanks for the invitation. As soon as I traveled through time and became Wu Dalang, the system gave me the cultivation level of the Great Emperor.
The problem is, I just want to sell sesame seed cakes lying flat, but my strength doesn't allow it!
A casual throw of chopsticks caused Ximen Qing's mansion to collapse; a sneeze caused the charlatan's altar to shatter; Liangshan thought it was too noisy, so he flattened their mountain with a slap.
Now, Pan Jinlian has become my gold medal shopkeeper, and all heroes in the world must abide by my rule of "line up first, buy cakes later".
Don't ask me why I'm so awesome, just ask - it's all about simplicity. Have you lined up today?
Not as good as Pangu playing basketball
The timeline is messy and messy.