[Old sayings + cute baby + poisonous doctor + group pet + palace fight + cool article + not the Holy Mother]
Xiao Banxia expressed that she was not panicked at all as she traveled through time and became a three-and-a-half-year-old daughter who was an abandoned concubine in the cold palace of the Great Chu Kingdom.
Although she had neither food nor clothing, she possessed the peerless ancient Chinese medicine poison skills. With a flash of silver needle, the king of hell was detoured.
One day, the tyrant's own father was walking around the cold palace incognito, and accidentally bumped into the little breasts of a venomous snake being roasted.
Ban Xia took a pulse and said in a milky voice: "Uncle, your hall is black, you still have three days to live!"
The tyrant was furious and was about to kill someone, but he fell to the ground with poison on the spot.
From then on, the threshold of the cold palace was breached.
Arrogant Concubine: "Little Ancestor, save my face!"
The sinister prince: "Sister, can you give me a little more of this poison than my brother?"
Enemy Assassin: "What kind of powder is this little girl spreading? Why is she so itchy that she wants to die?"
The tyrant scumbag father reflects every day: "Did my good daughter pay attention to me today?"
Xiao Banxia put her hands on her hips and said, "You have to wait in line to see a doctor. The consultation fee is ten thousand taels of gold. Daddy, double that!"
