Luo Meng, a modern talk show screenwriter, nicknamed the "Geng King", died suddenly and traveled through time.
Good news: Dress up as the young master of the current prince.
Bad news: The former was a good-for-nothing playboy. He had just finished teasing the daughter of a minister, and was sent to the north by the emperor's imperial edict.
Even worse news: The northern border is a barbaric land, with grassland cavalry everywhere, and people die in battles every day.
Luo Meng looked at the wasteland outside the prison car and his mentality collapsed.
At this moment, the [Gengwang Counterattack System] was activated, and you could change technology blueprints, special forces souls, and even mortars by telling jokes!
So the style of painting in the North suddenly changed:
Enemy troops approaching? Luo Meng stood on the city wall and shouted with a loudspeaker: "Brothers across the way, your general is deducting military pay, and those who surrender will be in charge of the hot pot!" The enemy's morale collapsed.
The imperial court sent eunuchs to cause trouble? Luo Meng handed over a piece of soap: "Father-in-law, try this, it will make your face smell more fragrant. Want to buy a share? First pay 10,000 taels." The eunuch was confused.
The general's daughter, Lan Xiaoen, was ordered to "receive trash". She wanted to whip him to death, but she was conquered by his mutton skewers and coquettish tricks, and finally became his princess and personal bodyguard.
Luo Meng trained the [Nightmare] special forces and created the [Dongfeng] Thermal Weapons Legion. Prairie Cavalry? Killed with one shot. Western Allied Forces? Musketeers teach you how to be a good person. The prince in the court wants to mess with him? He took out the secret letter of collaboration with the enemy with his backhand.
From a loser in a prison car to the strongest vassal king who expanded his territory.
From a dude who everyone shouted to be beaten, to the founder of the Daliang Federation.
Luo Meng proved with his strength: There is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by jokes. If so, then add a red cannon...
