I Gossip So I Can Lie Flat Better

After thirty straight days of overtime, An Xiaoxiao finally snapped. She gave her boss an earful, then fired the company.

As she packed up and left, an electric scooter came out of nowhere and sent her flying right outside the company.

Just before losing consciousness, she suspected her boss was getting revenge, but she had no proof. She cursed him out again.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in the body of an eleven- or twelve-year-old girl. She’d also been bound to a gossip System.

She looked at it with disdain. What a wimp.

Gossip System: Host, I’m really powerful.

An Xiaoxiao: What’s so powerful about you? I don’t see it.

An Xiaoxiao: What? My mother’s maid is planning to climb into my father’s bed while my mother’s away?

Gossip System: That’s right. Good gossip, isn’t it?

“Good gossip, my foot! Why didn’t you tell me after my father kicked the bucket?”

System: The princess has eighteen male lovers.

An Xiaoxiao: Being a princess is great. A whole bunch of men at your beck and call.

Everyone: Oh wow, eighteen!

Princess: ...

An Xiaoxiao: “Don’t those people look familiar to you?”

System: “Maybe the capital is just a small place.”

Everyone: We were just passing by! No one is allowed to defy Lord An!

An Xiaoxiao: “That guy’s been following me all day.”

Zhao Chengyin: “I only follow my future wife.”