Three Kingdoms: I'm Just a County Magistrate, Yet I Call Myself a Great Lord

Chen Yan, a civil engineering fanatic, transmigrated to the late Han Dynasty on the eve of the eastern coalition's campaign against Dong Zhuo. From the start, he was stuck in a wretched county where not even birds would shit.

Just as Chen Yan had given up on life, the [Strongest Infrastructure System] activated!

"Ding! County population has surpassed 5,000. Reward: 100 dan of high-yield, cold-resistant seed potatoes!"

"Ding! Public support has reached 40. Reward: 500 dan of millet!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've found a hidden fierce general at a roadside tavern!"

And then everything changed!

While the various warlords fought tooth and nail over a single ration of grain, the people under Chen Yan's rule ate steamed white-flour buns and potato stew at every meal, so full they couldn't stop burping!

When other warlords marched on his city in a show of force, they saw its towering walls and fully armed defenders, then fell to their knees, weeping and crying, "County Magistrate Chen, we aren't here to rob you! We've come to pay tribute!"

Looking at the map covered in flags, Chen Yan spread his hands helplessly. "I never wanted to conquer the world. At first, I really just wanted to be a laid-back county magistrate!"

His officials and generals: "My lord, use the Imperial Seal as a table leg if you like, but please put on the imperial robes!"