X-Men: Recruiting Mutants from the Start Leaves Eagle Sauce in Tears

[Parallel world + mutants + resettlement in Huaxia + omniscience and omnipotence + nation-building + national-power wish fulfillment + face-slapping] Zhou Ce woke up one day to find he had transmigrated to a parallel world where mutants had only just been discovered. His identity: the youngest officer at Huaxia's Special Talent Reception Office, twenty-four years old, holding the rank of section chief. His golden finger: In his previous life, he had watched every X-Men movie, read every comic, seen every animated series and spinoff. He knew every mutant's power ceiling, personality flaws, and turning point into villainy. At that moment, the Eagleland Congress had just passed the Mutant Threat Control Act. Panic was spreading across the globe, and thousands of mutants were being expelled, hunted, and persecuted. And Zhou Ce stood at the border with a blank resettlement form in hand. “Comrade Quicksilver, the organization has found you a job: emergency logistics specialist. Zero delivery complaints nationwide during the Double Eleven shopping festival. Salary negotiable, with five types of social insurance and two housing-fund contributions.” “Comrade Storm, the people in the three northwestern provinces have endured four years of drought. They're counting on you. From your first day on the job, you'll be their hero.” “Mr. Magneto, three thousand people are still trapped beneath reinforced concrete in the Wenchuan earthquake aftershock zone. Today, your power isn't a weapon. It's a lifeline.” “Professor X, the Ministry of State Security has an infiltration list that hasn't been fully cleared in thirty years. You could wipe it clean today.” Watching the news broadcast, the president of Eagleland smashed his third coffee cup. “These people were a threat here! Uncontrollable bombs! How did he do it?!” Zhou Ce straightened his cuff and smiled faintly at the camera. “If you don't know how to put them to use, I'll do it for you.” “Here, there are no monsters.” “Only comrades serving the people.”