Master, Junior Sister Went to Blow Up the Outhouse Again!

After accidentally transmigrating, Sang Sang resolves to become a strategist, so she joins the Dongxuan Kingdom.

But Dongxuan doesn't make use of her, and strictly forbids her from offering advice to other rulers.

Then one day, a group of fluttering white-robed cultivators fly over on swords and take Sang Sang away.

The entire Dongxuan Kingdom celebrates, glad to finally be rid of this jinx.

Only Heaven knows they were too afraid to use her schemes in case they went down in history as villains.

And they didn't dare let her offer advice elsewhere, only for her to turn around and cause trouble for them, so they had to keep her well-fed and pampered.

Sang Sang is taken in as a direct disciple by the number-one sect in the cultivation world, Wanxu Sect.

Supposedly, she's descended from its first sect leader and has to return to inherit tens of millions of spirit stones.

As a well-connected disciple, Sang Sang has god-tier lightning and fire spirit roots. Whenever she enters a secret realm to search for treasure, all kinds of rare and wondrous treasures rush right into her arms.

But the dignified Wanxu Sect has finally met its very own little menace.

“Senior Brother, if you keep feeding candy to a man-eating flower, will it get cavities?”

“Senior Sister, what if we make pills in weird flavors? Like boogers or stinky feet.”

“Master, I invented a potion that makes anyone who drinks it pregnant. Can I package it as ‘A Second Chance at Life’ and sell it to the other sects?”

Ever since Sang Sang arrived, everyone from Wanxu Sect wears a mask whenever they go out, afraid people will recognize them and hunt them down.