I have an awesome superpower: when I'm hurt, as long as I keep calling the other person daddy, I can keep my body intact.
For example:
"Dong Jifeng, you are such a thief, do you need to be so shady in a martial arts competition?!"
"Another bb?!"
"Dad! Let go of your son!"
Dong Jifeng let me go: "Be good, I'll take you to see my little sister tonight."
In fact, this superpower is not very effective when used on his own father. For example:
"Father! I really didn't kiss that Ninth Prince! He is a man, and I am a man too! Save the child!!"
After a severe beating, I lay on the couch with tears in my eyes and rubbed my buttocks, feeling that my father still loved me. Because three days ago I tied the legs of Duwei Zhang's beloved dog next door with a rope to prove that dogs can walk on two legs, my father beat me twenty times and only let me lie down for three days. This time it's ten boards, I guess it's about a day and a half.
This ability is even less useful when used on other people. For example:
"I did miss work yesterday because I hurt my butt. It's not because I was lazy. Dad, please don't go to your Majesty to complain."
Mu Xun's face was expressionless: "I am your boss, not your father, please respect yourself."
I have never been so frustrated in my life.
In order to regain my superpower and prove my personal charm, I made an important decision: to become my boss's licking dog!
However, His Majesty the Ninth Prince is so noble and cool that it is not easy to conquer. Just when I was crying like a dog, he said: "I want to be good to you."
What words? ? ?
Mu Xun came closer, his moist breath spraying on my ears, "Want to run away after flirting?"
